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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Merry dang Christmas. Yeah, we got a Christmas Day drop. Angela is making us work on a major holiday for little to no (zero) pay. She’s a real “Ebenezer Scrooge”. This episode of MOVIEHUMPERS (soon to be “THE PROJECTORS”) might be the loosest one yet. Way more loose than your mother. What are we saying? Why are we being so antagonistic? Is this what Christ would have wanted? It’s HIS day. HIStory. The fuck is “wassailing”? I don’t know let me look it up… “To encourage the spirits of the trees to ensure a good harvest”. Wow, it’s about crooning the trees so that you get bountiful cider. Real old world shit. Wassailing turned out to be cooler than I thought it would be not unlike “THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL” from 1992 starring Michael Caine and our felty friends, The Muppets. Directed by Brian Henson and the first Muppet film after Jim Henson’s death. We all know the story. Hell, this is our second film adaptation of “A Christmas Carol” this month. The real question in every adaptation is, of course, “What do the ghosts look like?”. A bit more unsettling considering what one might expect from the world of Muppets. Could a Muppet ever be an official Moviehumpers/Projectors “DAWG”??? Truly, I Miss Piggy might be the only one. We love how she attacks people. She sparked our lifelong love of karate. God bless us everyone.
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Rankin/Bass Christmas: Movie Review 6 Pack

It’s Christmas Eve! Bob bless us everyone. We will let you pick into your stockings early and give you a holiday themed 6-Pack featuring hour long stop-motion TV specials by those seasonal legends Arthur Rankin & Jules Bass. Or just Rankin/Bass if you wanna get nasty under the mistletoe. These are the specials, a few based on some old hit Christmas songs, that generations came to know and love and added a mythology to the holiday season that still seems to resonate in pop culture. You know who we’re talkin’ about. Rudolph, Santa, Heimey, Topper, Aeon, Heat Miser, Mrs. Claus and the Great Ack. Everyone loves the Great Ack. These specials span over two decades. We found links to all the specials we discussed so we will pop a convenient link list for you below if you want to revisit any of them. Merry Christmas. We will return tomorrow for a Christmas episode you will be too busy to listen to.
 
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964): https://archive.org/details/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-full-movie-1080-p-hd
Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town (1970): https://archive.org/details/santa-claus-is-coming-to-town-1970_202203
The Year Without Santa Clause (1974): https://archive.org/details/theyearwithoutasantaclausrankinbassproductions1974
Jack Frost (1979): https://archive.org/details/JackFrost1979
Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (1976): https://archive.org/details/rudolphs-shiny-new-year-1976-1080p-hd
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985): https://archive.org/details/the-life-and-adventures-of-santa-claus-1985-hd
 
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Christmas in Connecticut (1945)

It’s Christmas week here at MOVIEHUMPERS (soon to be called THE PROJECTORS) and we’re hitting up another classic era Christmas romantic comedy. The farce gets pretty thick in today’s discussion but the charm is consistent in this comedy of errors starring a beaming Barbara Stanwyck in Peter Godfrey’s 1945 comedy “CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT”. Stanwyck plays Liz, a society gal who writes fictional first hand accounts of farm wife life. When a nice war hero, inspired by Liz’s articles, wants to stay and visit then Liz has to figure out how to fake it all for the soldier and also her boss for fear of being fired. There’s some contrived other plot points that thread this all together, including an engagement that Liz gets wrangled in to, but it’s pretty hard not to feel the romance between the hunky sweet sailor and the society gal. Also starring Dennis Morgan, Sydney Greenstreet, Reginald Gardiner and S.Z. Sakall. If only she could tell him the truth and keep her job. I mean, she could. Why should her boss care? She’s moving magazines ain’t she? Stanwyck is a worthy comedic lead and this is one of the funnier of the Christmas Classics we’ve discussed. 
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January 2025 Preview + Big Show Changes!

Announcement drop regarding some pretty big show changes! RSS feed changes, January's theme and movie announcements & OUR BRAND NEW SHOW NAME! 
January's upcoming schedule:
1/1 - Eraserhead (1977)
1/2 - The Elephant Man (1980)
1/3 - Dune (1984)
1/6 - A New Leaf (1971)
1/8 - The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
1/10 - Mikey and Nicky (1976)
1/13 - The Lusty Men (1952)
1/14 - Johnny Guitar (1954)
1/15 - Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
1/16 - Hot Blood (1956)
1/17 - Bigger Than Life (1956)
1/20 - True Love (1989)
1/22 - Dogfight (1991)
1/24 - Household Saints (1993)
1/27 - The Last Duel (2021)
1/28 - House of Gucci (2021)
1/29 - Napoleon (2023)
1/30 - Gladiator II (2024)
1/31 - The Sixth Sense (1999)

Scrooged (1988)

We’re deep into our second annual Christmas movie theme and we haven’t mined any material from, or inspired by, the Charles Dickens classic “A Christmas Carol”. Fuck it, this year we’ll do two adaptations and maybe catch an old version of the story next year. This particular adaptation was prime basic cable Christmas break material when we were kids and in many ways it holds up and even impresses in certain ways. Bill Murray could carry a comedy in the 80s and his leading role of a stingy TV executive Scrooge-stand-in does deliver some quality jokes bouncing off of an extended comedic cast. Richard Donner’s 1988 Christmas comedy “SCROOGED” remains pretty worthy holiday cheer and there’s no shortage of prime 80s stars including Bobcat Goldthwait, Carol Kane, David Johansen, Alfre Woodard and Karen Allen. There’s also some nice appearances from veteran actors of TV and film such as Robert Mitchum, John Forsythe, John Houseman and Buddy Hackett. Miles Davis is even in this thing. Folks, you gotta bring out the bells and whistles when you’re adapting a story that everybody knows. You gotta throw some horror in there. Maybe even a little sadism. Just go with it. You might like it. 
 
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Santa Claus vs The Devil (1959)

At this point you’ve probably heard Andy Williams say it 500 times…it’s the most wonderful time of the year and in the spirit of Christmas Camp we’ve gone into some deep cut low budget yuletide filmmaking that isn’t without some imagination alongside some tediousness. Maybe it felt so dragging because we’re moving so fast in our technological world, man. Maybe René Cardona’s 1959 film “SANTA CLAUS or SANTA CLAUS VS THE DEVIL” starring José Elías Moreno and José Luis Aguirre is a gift from Mexico to the world in the name of goodness and good cheer and we all need to take our time and soak it in and admire the patience required of peace on Earth and good will towards men. Santa Claus, from his space cloud town antagonizes a demon called Pitch. With the help of enslaved children as well as his live-in lovers, Merlyn and Mr. Blacksmith, Santa attempts get Christmas handled before the demon corrupts all the children. Pitch does corrupt three kids but you completely understand them and are on their side. Santa should truly be shot in the streets like a health insurance CEO for all the child enslavement he’s doing in this movie. It doesn’t matter that he has super computers with big luscious lips on them. Lips that can do lots of things. Here’s the movie, it’s easy to find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXI1x63SnoY
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The Bishop's Wife (1947)

We’re just ho-ho-hoeing along during this Christmas movie season and Mondays are often devoted to that period of film we call “the classics” and today we’re going for that Carey Grant razzle dazzle as we sit down to discuss one of his most charismatic performances in Henry Koster’s 1947 film “THE BISHOP’S WIFE” starring Grant as the angel Dudley who comes into the lives of a Bishop and his wife played by David Niven and Loretta Young after a prayer of guidance. It takes some convincing but the Bishop comes to accept that Dudley really is an angel but holy smokes this angel has been hanging out with his wife A LOT. She sure doesn’t smile for the Bishop like that. They’re going on all the dates the Bishop is too busy for. This Dudley has the whole parish fully razzed up. Is the Bishop gonna have to get like Jacob and throw down with this Angel or will his prayer be answered in ways he didn’t expect? Gee, I wonder what happens. It’s Hayes code so they definitely get into a three way. A very charming flick with some Gregg Toland cinematography and we got a link for you right here: https://archive.org/details/the-bishops-wife-1947-christmas-classic
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Friday the 13th Part 2: Movie Review 6 Pack

It’s that most wonderful time of the year and if that wonderful time of the year’s special month happens to have it’s 13th day fall upon a Friday and that means we might be living in an apocalypse. It also means that it’s time to finish up what we started on last September’s 13th and talk about the last 6 films, to date, of the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise. Yes, we do call them “films”. Yes, they’re mostly horrible. So let’s go wrap up Jason’s journey which takes him from Crystal Lake to Manhattan, Hell, Dreamworld and outer space 400 years from now. Our six pack episodes tend to pad out our D & F tiers and this one is no exception. I believe Bob states that one of the worst movies discussed yet is in this block. It never gets better with these things. Strap in because we’re talking seven minutes at a time about such cult slasher classics as the brutal “FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD” from 1988, the ridiculous “FRIDAY THE PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN” from 1989, the insanity of “JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY” from 1993, the cheesy “JASON X” from 2001, the enjoyable “FREDDY VS. JASON” from 2003 and the surprisingly ok (is it reboot or remake?) “FRIDAY THE 13TH” from 2009 by Marc NIspel. You can hardly imagine how many people Jason has killed over the course of these movies. The online estimation clears 150 total. Rest in Peace, Jason Voorhees. We liked you and your mom but after you’ve had Pumpkinhead in your life it’s just hard to think of any other slasher. Bring back Pumpkinhead! 
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Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

It’s that most wonderful time of the year so it goes without saying that we might treat ourselves to a little bit of Christmas film comfort food from our childhoods. This movie might present the biggest challenge in maintaining objectivity outside of our fragile emotions because we’re not just talking about any family comedy fare, we’re talking about Ernest P. Worrell. We must confess that we are Jim Varney sickos. We are devout apologists for the late actor and we also happen to be from Nashville, TN where Jim Varney launched the Ernest character into national acclaim. Here in Purity country, we grew up watching Ernest make his funny expressions back when we didn’t know what autism and ADHD truly were. So we’re blasting backshots onto our past as we discuss one of Ernest’s most lucrative projects, the 1988 Christmas comedy “ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS” also starring Douglas Seale, Noelle Parker, Gailard Sartain and Bill Byrge. Santa Claus needs a replacement, no it’s not Ernest but Santa might need Ernest’s help to save the future of Christmas. Of course Vern is in this movie. Vern is us. Vern is you. KnowwhatImean? We found it here, Vern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzUnfSLhi0s
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Gremlins (1984)

Sure, they call it “THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR” but a lot of bad things can happen around the holidays and it can be very hard on folks. Today we hit up a worthy modern Christmas classic that was very formidable to our youth and introduced to us two absolute smokeshows that would influence our growth into maturity. We’re talking about Gizmo and Phoebe Cates. We hit up Joe Dante last Halloween season so let us discuss his iconic 1984 Christmas horror-comedy “GREMLINS” starring Zach Gilligan, Phoebe Cates & Hoyt Axton. Mogwai’s are extremely cute (don’t look up what that word means in Cantonese) but they come with very strict rules that seem inevitable to be broken. Wet em and they multiply. Feed them after midnight Eastern U.S. standard time and they will transform into these little green maniacs that are annoying, sometimes deadly but often very funny. They’re a very funny plague but could also destroy entire civilizations. Seriously, why aren’t we culling these Mogwai dudes? I know they’re cute as hell but the risks are too great. They do like movies though. That’s a big plus with these guys. If only we could get one on the show.
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